Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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