she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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