You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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