so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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