I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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