we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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