Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm too high and old for this...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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