Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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