i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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