girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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