her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
