Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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