Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Randomize
