he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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