areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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we should wear snuggies to the strip club
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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