I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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