Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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