my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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