I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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