oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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