let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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