white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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