Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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