New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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