Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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