Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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