Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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