Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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