If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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