The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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