I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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