he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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