I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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