If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
only you would photoshop your dick
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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