THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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