I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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