have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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