Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
