Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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