no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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