So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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