we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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