i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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