did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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