And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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