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On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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