Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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