i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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