Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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