i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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