Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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