woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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