it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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