Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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