omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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