is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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